My name MIGHT be Tyson, and maybe I was born a long ass time ago in Toronto but don't worry about it.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I was at Winco today
And I saw this old ass dude in a automated wheel chair shoving handfuls of candy into his pockets. I just nodded at him and was like you go old dude, way to be bad ass even though you can’t walk.
Imma be a cop when I grow up and confiscate evidence for myself
but then I can’t be a scientist…
I only usually blog original content but everytime I see this god damn picture it maeks me so FUCKING angry. WHO THE FUCK DOES SHIT LIKE THIS? GODAMMIT MAN THAT IS GOOD MILK AND SOME FUCKING FRUIT LOOPS AND IT IS FUCKING WASTER. HE IS USING ONE HAND TO HANDLE THE MILK AND IT IS LIKE HALF HIS BODY MASS AND THE OTHER AD IS WHAT? DO YOU SEE IT DOWN THERE WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING?! GOD DAMMIT
The parental block my dad put on my computer sucks
It blocked out two pictures of what looked like faces, one pictre of lil b, and a picture of what I think was a sloth but failed to block out a single pair of boobies.
My mom is a messed up woman
She keeps calling me “boy” and “Toby” because I’m not allowed to leave the house and all I do is manual labor for her and if I don’t seem happy while doing it she threatens to whip me
CAN’T TAME ME
Throw back fennell boy swag whatchu know bout dat eh? Tim’s quote and becca made that bidness.
Damn Tyson
I hate that I am such a hood ratty person sometimes because I feel like if I want to pursue a girl who is the same age as me but much more innocent it makes me a bad guy because I feel like I would corrupt her and take away her innocence which is something you can’t regain.
Naww man, I can’t be sarcastic through typing it is too confusing. You are legit funny Nia
My brother’s most recent status:
want to really get involved? come recruit at the local middle schools with me, KONY 2012!!
